Thursday, August 7, 2008

Yoga, And All Its, Um, Smells...

I started taking Yoga classes at YogaWorks in Santa Monica recently, and the most amazing thing is the smell. My inner thighs are killing me because the instructor focused on "opening the hips" but what really gets me is the smells.

It's not specific. There is some body odor, usually attributed to the "bikram" class before my "beginner" class. But then there are the "other" smells. Vagina. Ass. I shower before I go because that's just how I roll, but there is some really rank shit going on there. And because I smell all pretty from my morning shower, I think it makes me more...something.

Anyway, keep that in mind when you decide to take a yoga class. I totally recommend it. I feel pain now, but I can see the future and it is looking, uh, loose and elongated.

Also, got my iPhone today and I am having a blast. It's about time someone made a cellular phone that is fun to use. My RAZR was a great phone, but not fun. This one is fun and I highly recommend it.

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