Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Driving Is A Privilage

Top 4 Worst Drivers on the roads. The order is determined by which one just pissed you off.

1. Cab Drivers
2. Limo Drivers (glorified cab drivers)
3. Tow Truck Drivers (love 'em when I need one, but otherwise despise them)
4. Bus Drivers (Los Angeles Metro)

Driving rules to remember:

1. The more liberal bumper stickers a car has affixed to the rear bumper, the worse the driver.
2. If you cannot see the head of the driver in front of you over the head rest of the seat, keep more distance between you and them.
3. When stopping for a light, keep enough room between the front of your car, and the rear of the car in front of you, that you can get around that car without reversing.
4. And finally, keep an open mind when driving. If you anticipate stupid, you will likely be rewarded.

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